Saturday, August 8, 2009

Best Practices for Dog Owners


Now Hear This Pawpa and Mom: I have a list of "do's and don'ts" for you about your dog. (That's me .. Gizzy)

  1. Don't leave your dog at home alone...ever!
  2. Do take him with you in the car wherever you go. (Especially to the dump..it smells good!)
  3. Don't make your dog sit in the back seat. Let him drive if he wants.
  4. Dont't listen to Mom whine that the dog is scratching her legs. Let HER sit in the back seat...HA!
  5. Do give your dog all the cookies (milkbones) that he wants. (That puppy doctor is wrong. I do not need to lose weight for the summer.)
  6. Don't tell me "QUIET" when I try to tell you about the noise on the roof. (What IS an acorn anyhow and why are they falling on my house?)
  7. Do let your dog sniff all the smells he wants to at the park and if he wants to roll in them .. let him.
  8. Do learn what dog signals mean. If your dog bangs his water bowl on the floor .. fill it. If he talks to you when you are having steak .. share it.
  9. Do remember that if you are having chicken for supper, it is the dog's favorite and you need to be careful where you put your feet cuz your dog will be under them hoping you drop your piece of chicken while trying to avoid him.
  10. Always tell your dog he is a GOOD DOG.
That's all I can think of for now and I gots to get away from Mom's computer now cuz I just heared her car door.

9 comments:

chicamom85 said...

Gizzy, paws up to you my friend!! You should write a book about it.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Kathy said...

Gizzy, you the man! Yeah, who should believe the doggy doctor any way? Oatmeal cookies have fiber, chicken is so yummy, steak, too! And how are we to protect them if we can't sit in front at least in the "shot gun" seat? I mean you can't see things coming at you from the back seat!!
Dogs rule!
Raider

Ms. ~K said...

Hey Giz,
We're copying these rules and posting on the refrig...
Thanks,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

countryliving said...

roflol

JackDaddy said...

The peoples just never listen!

Dory and the Mama said...

Good Rules Gizzy!! We should have a handbook!!!!

Smileys!
Dory

Madi and Mom said...

Giz these are GREAT rules to live by...Madi was very impressed.
Madi and Mom

chelle said...

That was too funny!!!

Gloria said...

I think Billy must have already read your rules Giz.......I wondered where he learned that stuff