Saturday, July 3, 2010

She is the stingiest woman I know...


I tell you ... the woman I live with may be a lost cause. Oh sure, she makes sure Pawpa's plate is full of good things to eat but she is extremely neglectful when it comes to catering to MY needs. She KNOWS that 1/2 of the chicken (or salmon) on her plate belongs to ME, ME, ME .... and yet she makes me WAIT until she has eaten her fill before she parts with the tiniest of smidgens. Sometimes ... and I can hardly utter these words ... she eats all of it herself. You cannot believe how long I have to wait for a pizza crust. I would tell Pawpa to evict her but then we'd have no one to cook for us.


7 comments:

Ms. ~K said...

I'm glad you figured that out before you and Pawpa made a big mistake!

countryliving said...

lol

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Giz.....boy you are tettering on a tightrope over a very deep and treachous ravine!!!
By now you should have learned not to trash the hand that cooks the food that feeds the face.

You made us lol this morning.

Madi

Ninny said...

I'd go to Papaw and beg. If one parent says, "No" then go to the other one!

Liz

Miz Liz said...

Oh poor Gizzy.....

Momma just doesn't want you to be over weight and the vet would put you on a evil diet...Momma is looking after you...Believe me :)

JackDaddy said...

Tell your PawPaw that all the good cooks on TV are men! :)

Kathy said...

Mama just loves you and you treat her like "Chopped Liver"! lol

You're not as spry as you once were, so every little extra goody will add to your weight!

How are you going to chase all of those rascals running around in your yard like the chipmunk and the squirrel? Leave Rocky the Raccoon and Smokey alone, you'd only lose!

Belly rubs to you,
Hugs to Mama!