It is very hard to cook chicken on Huckleberry Hill without having to take evasive action to prevent tripping over a small white dog. It doesn't matter if the chicken is baked, fried, poached, broiled, or simmered in broth.....it will always attract THIS dog's attention.
Chicken? I smell CHICKEN and YOU have it!
It's chicken soup? I want your soup. I want it NOW!
GIVE IT TO ME! If you don’t give me some, I WILL BARK!
(PS: Pawpa hadda pick up those newspapers when he gots home.)