It has been suggested I turn into a porker so I'm too heavy for Pawpa to carry outside. I think I'm in trouble. Here's why ..
I'm already bigger than these porkers..
Or these porkers ..
And he can still lift me up!
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Tell your mom to give you fruit loops every time you do your business outside....that will make a porker out of you! But, it will also mean that on your next vet visit, someone will get chewed out for feeding fruit loops to a dog...(totally worth it, but not advised.)
Giz it is very hard to maintain a good weight when the weather is so bad...after all a vertically challenged puppy cannot exercise when there is a million feet of snow on the ground. AND even better there is more of you to love. Madi and Mom
And he can still lift me up!
And he can still lift me up!
5 comments:
Tell your mom to give you fruit loops every time you do your business outside....that will make a porker out of you! But, it will also mean that on your next vet visit, someone will get chewed out for feeding fruit loops to a dog...(totally worth it, but not advised.)
Liz
Giz it is very hard to maintain a good weight when the weather is so bad...after all a vertically challenged puppy cannot exercise when there is a million feet of snow on the ground. AND even better there is more of you to love.
Madi and Mom
Fruit Loops....yum! But probably not good for doggies. Oh well....fun to cheat on our diets anyway!
We must come up with another plan then. Wait a minute, how about you cover yourself in baby oil and act like an greased porker?
Oink!
Poor Gizzy....it is a big circle. Gizzy can't go for walkies, Gizzyget heavier, Pawpas can't lift Gizzy.
Looks like you are going to have to have Pawpa just take you for walkies rain or shine!
Smileys!
Dory
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